Subjective Morality

Archive for September, 2008

“That fucking bird!” I shouted at the air. “That fucking piece-of-shit bird!”

“What bird?” he asked.

“That one!” I said and pointed.

“There are millions of birds, which one do you mean?”

“There’s only one! That one!” I pointed again.

“What do you mean ‘there’s only one’? There are millions!”

“Are you fucking blind?!” I shouted.

“Maybe you are since you can’t see the millions of fucking birds flying over your head!” he yelled.

And then the moon exploded and we both died.

Yay!