Archive for November, 2008
Defying Time, Space, and Logic
A: “Oh dear God, that man just caused!”
B: “What? WHAT?!
A: “He done caused something!”
B: “What did he cause?!”
A: “I don’t know! But he caused something!”
B: “That hasn’t happened since an infinitesimally exponentially small time ago!”
D: “WHY?!”
And that’s how the alphabet was destroyed.
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Indeed.
English is a strange language (a human language, to be precise (human in that it was invented by humans (also human in that is is imperfect, cobbled together from many people (cobbled like cobbler (a rhubarb cobbler (rhubarb cobbler is the best cobbler (but that’s just my opinion (it could easily be wrong (wrong is a subjective term though (like everything else under the moon (the moon could be made of fat (the fat from cheese-making cows, to be exact (which was exactly the point of a man I met once (a very uninteresting fellow, as it where (though he did fascinate me with his uninterestingness (everyone should be interesting (I sure do like myself (why don’t you? (is it because I kill people (I don’t (but I do (in a sense (not really (out of sense ( I need to buy more (and Pepsi too (the kids’ll be hungry (I’ll feed them later (later is now (chewy goodness))))))))))))))))))))))))))))).