Subjective Morality

I am Alex Layne, son of Lyle and Deborah Layne, brother to Shelby Layne.

Now that I’ve listed my entire immediate-family, let me list some other things: I am a writer, a reader, a musician, a geek, an atheist, an absurdist, a libertarian, a human, a mammal, a biped, and an avid detractor of Glenn Beck and Special Agent Oso.

This is my website. It contains whatever-the-fuck I feel like putting down. Some of it is fiction, some of it is non-fiction. Most of it is not well-written. I am self-deprecating.

Oh, and in case you haven’t already realized, this site has almost nothing to do with subjective morality. In the words of Richard Brautigan, “Sorry I forgot to give you the mayonnaise.”